Interesant

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.

All computers wait at the sames speed.

Real anarchists play chess without kings.

Monday is one seventh of your life!

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.

Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.

Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails.

The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever.

It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.